After 3 months into my new job, I finally got my first hand experience of office politics today. Clocked in at 4am as usual. Got a very funny mail from someone in my department telling me to call back an Aussie customer ASAP. Ok fine, no big deal but why me? Aren't you supposed to be supporting the customer since he called in to your line but instead all the bloke did was to email me the Aussie guy's info and wash his hands straight away hoping that I will do a follow up on his behalf. Now fuck you asshole. What is your role in the organization then? Masturbating away everyday and looking forward to the 1st and 15th of every month to collect your paycheck?

Moments later got another mail from Customer Care and Tech Support in India telling me about customer being very unhappy with our services and all these morons did was to point everything to me simply because customer did mention my name when he called in yesterday. How come? Because I used to help support that customer during the recent holidays when all the other bastards and bitches involved were away shaking their balls and boobs at home enjoying their fucking holidays.

Now after consulting my Team Leaders, I call up the Aussie customer for an update on the case and he was surprised to hear from me. According to him, he was expecting someone else that did a follow up on his case to call but that someone didn't call so he called up yesterday for help but instead being turned away by that masturbating specialist. Now that I got his part of the story, I proceed to mail all the relevant parties to update them on the status and finally got my sweet revenge on all the other morons by including their team leader's name in the mailing loop. I foresee that tomorrow is going to be a very beautiful day...